http://sparrowman.blogsome.com/2006/09/25/new-pharmaceutical/ Just another WordPress weblog Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:46:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.1-alpha http://sparrowman.blogsome.com/2006/09/25/new-pharmaceutical/#comment-15 Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:25:45 +0100 http://sparrowman.blogsome.com/2006/09/25/new-pharmaceutical/#comment-15 Thanks Sparrowman for having the courage to stand up and publicize this wonderful but sometimes highly criticized pharmaceutical product! Yes yes, I’ve heard all the side affect and symptom arguments associated with this product, but the benefits simply can’t be ignored. I give the product a ringing endorsement, and can say with confidence that you will benefit from it too! You may need help from your liquor store attendant to determine the right level that will be most beneficial for you. For a quick fix in situations such as preparing for that first date or interacting with your spouse, perhaps a shot or two might do the trick. For larger life stressors such as dealing with your hyperactive boss or preparing for that company party, especially when you hate all your co-workers, you might need higher doses. It has been documented that the side-effects run in negative correlation with the amount of the product taken, but when balancing out your many inadequacies, large doses are well worth the risk. A bottle or so have been known to perform miracles for people! If this product does not sit well with you, or if the taste isn’t to your liking, again you may want to have a little chat with your liquor store attendant to see if there is a similar product that will better suite your style and taste. So get out there and purchase Tequila®, the new “wonder drug”!!! Thanks Sparrowman for having the courage to stand up and publicize this wonderful but sometimes highly criticized pharmaceutical product! Yes yes, I’ve heard all the side affect and symptom arguments associated with this product, but the benefits simply can’t be ignored. I give the product a ringing endorsement, and can say with confidence that you will benefit from it too! You may need help from your liquor store attendant to determine the right level that will be most beneficial for you. For a quick fix in situations such as preparing for that first date or interacting with your spouse, perhaps a shot or two might do the trick. For larger life stressors such as dealing with your hyperactive boss or preparing for that company party, especially when you hate all your co-workers, you might need higher doses. It has been documented that the side-effects run in negative correlation with the amount of the product taken, but when balancing out your many inadequacies, large doses are well worth the risk. A bottle or so have been known to perform miracles for people! If this product does not sit well with you, or if the taste isn’t to your liking, again you may want to have a little chat with your liquor store attendant to see if there is a similar product that will better suite your style and taste. So get out there and purchase Tequila®, the new “wonder drug”!!!

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